Topic: Dating: Pleasure or Horror?

It was their first date, and she'd shown the patience of a saint as he babbled on and on about his hobbies, his pet peeves, his driving techniques, and even the standards he used to choose his barber. Finally, he came up for air and said, "But enough about me. Let's talk about you." She breathed a sigh of relief. He went on, "What do you think about me?"

One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the water cooler at the office. "Veronica, I just don't know what to do," Gloria said to her friend at work. "That good-looking Alex in accounting asked me out on a date for Saturday night. Should I go?" "Oh, my God!" her friend exclaimed. "He'll wine you, dine you, and then use any ruse to get you up to his apartment. Then he'll rip off your dress". "What should I do?" asked Gloria. Her friend quickly replied, "Wear an old dress."

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, "You'll never find anyone like me again." I'm thinking: "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?"

(jokes source: Dating Matchmaker)

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